Wedding Contribution Cards Sample Funny Wedding Jokes & Sayings?

Funny wedding jokes & sayings? - wedding contribution cards sample

On the back of each of our cards in our house, we have decided to make a joke, "said Quotez etc. about marriage and marriage. We have already collected some, but we can do much more.

Has anyone contribute anything to this?

They should be kept reasonably short - best one-liners, but nothing that would be nice to be up to 4 lines of text. In addition, keep them clean, because there are children at the reception.

Thank you in advance for all contributions.